"Vlad Victorious 1991" (5.55 MB)
This is a piece of music I wrote on my Amiga 500 back in the days when I was just starting out as a short story writer. At the time, I was working about a dozen part-time jobs, writing thirty hours a week and studying music at uni, all at the same time (no wonder I was having panic attacks) and little projects like this kept me sane.
It's too long, being an extended "remix" of a piece I'd written the previous year, the samples are dubious (they came with the program), the stereo separation is as crude as can be, and the quality is a bit, um, wobbly (taken from a recording found an old cassette tape, with levels to set too high) but I hope you'll find it amusing.
Anyone who's tried to program something like this into a four-track sequencer will appreciate the effort that younger me went to!